Boxes for Grown-Ups
Get ready to laugh, giggle and stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself!
'F' It All Box (18+)
$45.00 / month
WHY ‘F-IT ALL’?
Let’s be honest, we all have days when a smile and kindness just aren’t going to cut it. We need something strong, brave and courageous- something strong to spit off the tip of your tongue. What do you think happens when you put on your big girl panties and across the back it says “KISS MY..” Imagine the power you feel when you wear these ALL DAY! Smart, Sassy, and a bit Smart Assy…. It transforms you into a BAD ASS Super Hero. Life throws us shit and we can’t just take it lying down with our halo floating above our heads… sometimes we need the devilish grin. Maybe it’s time to bake a cake using your oven mitt that simply says “Don’t come near me, I have a knife..” that’s powerful, fun and motivates you to cook something!
Did you Know… swearing is handled by the brain differently than regular language? IT Actually helps us to communicate effectively- like the zipper pouch that says “please don’t fuck with my shit” Think anyone is going to try to steal a penny out of that bad boy? I think NOT!
This is Fascinating shit! Right?? My mom used to make me bite on a fresh Ivory soap bar for minutes on end for saying “stupid” and to that I say “F-IT ALL”
Order an F-It ALL Box for yourself, for a guy friend, a girlfriend and enjoy it! It’s not for the wholesome self, but for the lonely ass self who needs a smile, a chuckle and a strong word to get through the hard SHIT.
And I kid you not, there’s a website that ranks swear words; the worst of the f*&^ing worst to the weakest… we all agree, an Mpowering Movement needs some of the F-IT ALL attitude to cope with this ass backwards chaos and extreme loneliness that life continues to throw at us.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
For $45/box*, we select 5-6 Kick it in the butt motivational items AND a Pay It Forward Gift every month. Delivered in a beautiful package full of inspirational messages, customize a personal note, send them to someone special in your life.
Not just more meaningless junk. REAL AWESOME items will keep you motivated every day.
The Gift of Giving
Treat yourself or buy a subscription for a loved one. Can’t decide what to get? We do gift certificates too!
Cancel your subscription at any time! Or feel free to skip a month and start back up later!
*Price plus shipping & tax. Birthday Boxes are yearly subscriptions. Only available in the US.
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